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Sep 28

#5: Totally forbidden.

#5: Totally forbidden.

#4: A whole new meaning to the term cow-tipping.

#4: A whole new meaning to the term cow-tipping.

#3:

#3:

#2:

#2:

#1: Today’s theme: signs. And for the record, I totally did have gay lunch today.

#1: Today’s theme: signs.

And for the record, I totally did have gay lunch today.

Sep 20

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#4: Missy Elliot is my hero. Maybe I should get her hair. And her bliaaaang.

#4: Missy Elliot is my hero. Maybe I should get her hair. And her bliaaaang.

#3: YES!!!!

#3: YES!!!!

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#2 <3 Thanks Paul!

#2 <3 Thanks Paul!

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#1: Last night I had a crazy dream about dislodging these weird growths from my body. I discovered a mushroom growing out of my scalp. Tiny black small mushrooms had covered my ears making my skin have a leopard-print pattern. It was really freaky. During the same dream I also reached down my throat and dislodged a conch shaped object from my lungs. The conch/lung symbol makes sense in relation to my life, but the mushroom thing totally freaked me out. Naturally I google-imaged it. Turns out Obama has the same scalp condition.

#1: Last night I had a crazy dream about dislodging these weird growths from my body. I discovered a mushroom growing out of my scalp. Tiny black small mushrooms had covered my ears making my skin have a leopard-print pattern. It was really freaky.


During the same dream I also reached down my throat and dislodged a conch shaped object from my lungs. The conch/lung symbol makes sense in relation to my life, but the mushroom thing totally freaked me out. Naturally I google-imaged it. Turns out Obama has the same scalp condition.