#5: Totally forbidden.
#4: A whole new meaning to the term cow-tipping.
#1: Today’s theme: signs.
And for the record, I totally did have gay lunch today.
#4: Missy Elliot is my hero. Maybe I should get her hair. And her bliaaaang.
#2 <3 Thanks Paul!
#1: Last night I had a crazy dream about dislodging these weird growths from my body. I discovered a mushroom growing out of my scalp. Tiny black small mushrooms had covered my ears making my skin have a leopard-print pattern. It was really freaky.
During the same dream I also reached down my throat and dislodged a conch shaped object from my lungs. The conch/lung symbol makes sense in relation to my life, but the mushroom thing totally freaked me out. Naturally I google-imaged it. Turns out Obama has the same scalp condition.